Holy Shit

Holy shit you guys. I believe, there is an office scandal happening at my job. I think there is a love affair going on between two fellow employees who shall remain totally nameless until they are SPRUNG! Just kidding, they shall remain nameless, mainly for the fact that I do not want to get in trouble either.

The day before yesterday, a 30-something year old male colleague of mine received a small bunch of flowers with a short little note that contained the word “sexy” and was signed by “secret admirer”. He kept it no secret, he actually called his wife and it turns out she didn’t order them for him. What my fellow partners in crime found out was that they were ordered from a flower shop just up the road from the office. There also happens to be a pretty little thing in the office that wanders around the joint like god himself placed her down on this checkerboard he calls earth. She also isn’t happy unless she is bossing someone around, did I also add the sound of her laugh you can hear from a mile away, it actually once got mistaken for a stampede. And she has a voice that could cut through glass. It is also clear that this pretty little thing has a crush on the 30-something year old male colleague of mine. We all know suspect that she was the one who sent the flowers to him. She was trying to play it off throughout the afternoon. I had to contain myself by wearing a Mexican sombrero over my face for the rest of the day.

Ima keep you all updated on this matter as much as I’m going to keep myself updated. I’ll be watching very closely.

I will.

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My daily routine.

Step 1: Wake up to the alarm set on my iPhone for 7:30am. Most recent alarms songs are:

Sleepless – Flume

Passenger – Deftones

It’s a War – Dukes of Windsor

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Hermitude – Hyper Paradise

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Step 2: Whine

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Step 3: Crawl out of bed and turn on the heater as I am freezing no matter how much I am wearing or how warm it is outside. I am freezing. Turn that heater ON.

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Step 4: Sit in front of the heater contemplating what to wear.

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Step 5: Decide I have NOTHING to wear.

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Step 6: Put on some clothes I have found to wear

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Step 7: Walk downstairs and eat my daily dose of Weetbix. Breakfast – most important meal of the day

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Step 8: Go back upstairs and get all my shit ready

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Step 9: LEAVE THE HOUSE

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My Dream

If someone was asked “what kind of house do you want to live in?” then it would make perfect sense for someone to say “a mansion” or “a big house”. I mean, what joy isn’t there in that? You see celebrity houses and you think dear god I would love to live in a place like that! Pools, maids, red velvet staircases, 5 car spots etc what isn’t to love about that? But for some unknown reason, I have found myself to be quite different…I’m not sure why, but my dream home is a small, one or two room studio/apartment that’s relatively small. Just a place that I can feel cosy and comfortable with. I don’t care if my bed is next to my kitchen bed. I don’t care if I have a washing machine across the room from my TV. Maybe the fact that I can decorate it and make it look fabulous excites me…who knows. These pictures I have found on Tumblr have inspired me big time and make me want a studio even more.

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 Is there anyone else out there like me?

Things to do in Sydney

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In my opinion, there are things to do in Sydney, however they are not the most exciting. If I were a tourist I don’t think I would come out of it and say “that was absolutely breathtaking”. It would be more of a “yeah, was good” kind of reaction. But that’s just me. If I were a celebrity I would be forced to say “Sydney was just AMAZING” otherwise I would get publicly slammed for my mediocre comment. I can just imagine the headlines already “Annie, gigantic bitch for not liking Sydney enough!”

Circular Quay

The top place to visit is CQ in Sydney, down at the Harbour (at night it is prettier). It is the bustling place of Sydney, and the most touristy so don’t forget to say hi to your fellow tourists. Ferries depart from CQ to take you to all kinds of places like Taronga Zoo & Bondi Beach. Boats also depart for Whale Watching and exciting Jet Boating!

Botanic Gardens

Beautiful gardens that are framed by Sydney Darling Harbour views. Best to go there on a beautiful sunny day (sunny days aren’t hard to find in Australia!) so you can enjoy a lovely peaceful picnic, free guided tour or a train scenic tour

The Rocks

The Rocks I would say is probably one of the ore funky places in Sydney. Lots of wonderful art galleries, dance theatres, cute cafes, police station (so be careful, but don’t worry, they won’t sentence you to death for smoking some pot) and fun shopping markets.

The Star

It used to be called Star City, but now it is changed to The Star, but people still call it Star City because we are too lazy to adapt to new changes. This is your hot spot for losing all your money…that’s about it. On the more positive side, it’s a real fayancy place and you can still have a lot of fun in there!

Newtown Shops

Newtown is a suburb in Sydney that is famous for its funky people with multicoloured hair and bright pink Doc Martens. Newtown Shops is home to offbeat designer outfits, out of date cameras, quirky vintage dresses, Persian rugs and shitloads of Thai restaurants. Go here and you’re bound to find something you adore.

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