Instagramming Every Meal
“I totes got a strawberry smoothie in a glass jar. Better Gram that shit!” Then it is followed by a series of comments from fellow teen girls saying how jealous they are and how amazing the food/drink looks. The next photo I am going to take will be a half eaten bowl of soggy Weetbix #nofilter
IDIOT RANKING: Get over it
To me, this just screams “LOOK AT ME. My stomach is toned and tanned and I am better than every other girl I walk past and I don’t know how stupid I look”
IDIOT RANKING: Slut but not really
You know, the short denim ripped shorts that have the insides of the pockets hanging out the bottom? It’d bad enough that we can almost see your ass and hoo-haa, now we get to see that daggy symbol of “I actually WANT you to see my ass and hoo-haa”
IDIOT RANKING: Ludicrous
Selfies are self-taken photographs where you can usually see the person’s arm holding the camera. The photo is either accompanied with weird pursy lips or eyes looking in a direction other than the camera lens followed up by social media posting.
IDIOT RANKING: Plea for complementary attention because you have low self esteem
A dumb fucking word that mature people like to refer to as “having fun”. It can be used as a verb, noun and/or adjective.IDIOT RANKING: Really?